Last updated: September 5, 2026
These terms govern your use of memeticgardens.com and the products offered on it. By using the site or purchasing anything from us, you agree to them. Questions any time: eli@memeticgardens.com.
This site and its products are operated by Memetic Gardens LLC, a Wyoming limited liability company ("we," "us"), founded by Eli and Walter. We publish educational material about building apparel brands, including The System ebook and a private membership program. Mailing address: 30 N Gould St #66671, Sheridan, WY 82801, US. You must be at least 18 to purchase from us.
The System (the ebook) is provided for your personal use. You may not resell it, republish it, or distribute it. Requesting the ebook subscribes you to our email list; you can unsubscribe at any time using the link in any email.
Our membership program (the "Zero to Million Apprenticeship," also referred to as Zero to a Million) gives members access to documentation of a real brand we are building, from zero toward $1,000,000 in sales, a step-by-step curriculum, a private community, and a set of resources described below. Key terms:
Members may add the Studio, a month-to-month service in which our team writes emails, produces designs, or builds and edits a store for the member's own brand. The Studio bills monthly in advance, can be cancelled at any time, and ends at the close of the paid month. Studio fees are not covered by the guarantee in Section 4 and are not refunded for partial months. Work product we create for you in the Studio is yours once the month it was produced in is paid. The Studio executes your direction; your brand's belief, message, and decisions remain yours.
Two refund windows apply to the membership program:
Mechanics: request by email to eli@memeticgardens.com from the address you joined with; approved refunds go to the original payment method, normally within 14 days; a refund ends your membership and access; one refund per purchaser. Gross sales are as reported in our member documentation, and the documented brand includes any renaming or pivot of it. If an event genuinely beyond our control (for example, a platform shutdown or supplier failure) materially delays the build, we may extend the deadline by up to 90 days with notice to members, once. Outside these windows, purchases are final.
You agree to contact us about any billing issue before disputing a charge with your bank or card issuer, and to use the refund process in Section 4 rather than a chargeback where it applies. Chargebacks filed in breach of these terms may result in removal from the program, and we may present these terms, your purchase records, and your program usage in response to any dispute.
Sales figures shown on this site, including $9,486,919 in total sales and $402,775 in a single day, are our own real results from our own brands. They are not typical, and they are not a promise or projection of what you will earn. Most people who buy educational material take no action. Your results depend on your product, your market, your budget, and your execution. We make no earnings claims on your behalf.
Everything we publish is education and documentation. It is not legal, tax, accounting, investment, or financial advice, and no professional-client, fiduciary, partnership, or joint-venture relationship is created by your purchase. Consult your own advisors before making business decisions.
The ebook, the videos, the membership content, and everything else on this site belong to us. You get a personal, non-transferable license to use them for your own education. You may not copy, resell, share, or build derivative products from them.
We may remove any member who harasses others, leaks membership content, disrupts the community, or breaches these terms. Removal for cause does not create a refund right outside the windows in Section 4.
To the maximum extent permitted by law, our total liability to you for any claim arising out of your purchase or these terms is capped at the amount you paid us, and we are not liable for indirect, incidental, consequential, or lost-profits damages. Nothing in these terms limits liability that cannot lawfully be limited.
These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Wyoming. If you have a dispute with us, you agree to first email us and give us 30 days to resolve it informally. Any dispute not resolved informally will be settled by binding individual arbitration administered by the American Arbitration Association under its Consumer Arbitration Rules, and you and we each waive the right to a jury trial and the right to participate in a class action. Either party may instead bring an individual claim in small claims court, and we may seek injunctive relief in court for misuse of our intellectual property.
By providing your phone number in a form on this site, you consent to receive text messages from Memetic Gardens LLC about your bookings, registrations, and related updates, including occasional promotional messages. Message frequency varies. Message and data rates may apply. Consent is not a condition of any purchase. Reply STOP to cancel at any time, or HELP for help. Carriers are not liable for delayed or undelivered messages. See our Privacy Policy for how we handle your number.
If part of these terms is found unenforceable, the rest stays in effect. These terms are the entire agreement between us about the site and its products. You may not assign your membership; we may assign these terms as part of a sale or reorganization of the business. We may update these terms; the date above reflects the latest version, and material changes to the guarantee will never apply retroactively to existing members. Contact: eli@memeticgardens.com.
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